“Much like science and religion, they both offer explanations about on why life and the universe exist,” Kelly explains about the Bravo network’s most-popular reality television franchise:The Real Housewives. “Plus: Botox, life lessons, female friendship, reunion looks and skinny-dipping. All in a day’s work!”
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She declares Jayne as the “exemplary” Cancer Housewife. “She is spiritual, she is emotional, she is a good friend, but you better watch your back because if she feels threatened or her family feels threatened, she will come for you,” Kelly says, pointing out that while Cancers have claws, they are known for being nurturing and empathetic. “Erika is full of surprises, full of emotions, and we truly never know what is coming next.”
“With her table flip heard around the world, this titillating Taurus embodies Taurus energy,” Kelly says aboutThe Real Housewives of New Jerseystar Giudice. “Tauruses are fiercely loyal, they’re stubborn and they have a taste for the finer things in life… Over the years, Teresa has put a ton of energy and time and money in really investing in her home, making sure it reflects her style and feels like a safe environment for her family, which is also very, very Taurus.”
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Kelly adds, “Tauruses may not have the reputation of Aries for being impulsive and fiery, but if someone crosses a loyal Taurus and threatens their loved ones, you had better believe a Taurus will stand up for the people they love.”
The OG Jersey wife is a lone Taurus in a cast full of Aries energy, which includes co-starsMelissa Gorga,Margaret Josephsand Jennifer Aydin. “Aries is a fire sign and known for being courageous, optimistic, passionate, and impatient, moody, and aggressive,” Kelly says. “They are fierce and they are unafraid to address the drama… and extremely protective over their families, friends, and the people that they care about. And, frankly, those are some admirable Aries qualities.”
“The girl observes. She can get down, but you better believe that she does not miss a beat,” Kelly adds. “She will remember every little detail and she will never, ever let you forget because Virgos never forget.”
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The founder of Skinnygirl Cocktails and BStrong has become as known for her off-screen work as is for her on-screen drama, which Kelly says is true to her Scorpio sign: “Scorpios are intentional and strategic, which is why Bethenny has had so many career ventures and pivots and why, somehow, she always comes out on top.”
Sagittarius is “the free spirit, the part animal” of the Zodiac, so it comes as no surprise that formerReal Housewives of Atlantascene-stealerNeNe Leakesis one. “[She] loves a good time and she will speak her mind,” Kelly describes, making it clear that Sagittarius are best known for their brutal honesty and the fact that they do not sugarcoat. All in all, a perfect recipe for a good Real Housewife.
“Sure, she may come across a little bit cutting, but you know you have a true friend and ally when it comes to a Sag like Nene,” she says. “She has your back and will always make sure you have a good time, and keep you very brutally honest.”
source: people.com
