Our Dear Leaders are always look for new ways of stay unrest in nonviolent — at least , notoverly trigger-happy — ways . ( lease ’s present it , smack someone over the oral sex with a truncheon , and causing the blood to flow does n’t look great on news bulletins , does it ? ) The late idea exhale from the Pentagon , harmonize to a report by the Bradford Non - Lethal Weapons Research Project , is psychoactive paintballs . Bring ’em on !
Believe it or not , the idea fall from hide - administer drug , such as nicotine patches . A first attempt using a felt pad soaked in “ calmative ” ( their give-and-take not mine ) fired from a rifle was chuck when it was bring out that thick clothing act as a shield . Then some Pentagon antic ( who ’d probably just come back from a knight bachelor weekend ) came up with the whole paintball idea .
The report does n’t just kibosh at drug administration via modify leisure activities — oh , no . Perhaps take a leaf out of Saddam Hussein ’s book , one of the proposals involves a drone aircraft spray cloud of non - lethal substances ( express mirth throttle ? scratch gunpowder ? aphrodisiacal laydee pheromones ? ) at crowds in ordering to distribute them . I ’ve got a good thought . Legalize pot , guys , it ’ll be cheaper . [ WiredviaSci - Fi Tech ]
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