While many people struggle to prove they ’re human beings in the existent man , doing so online is in general pretty easy , achieve by simulate down a duo scribbly words . For the visually impaired , however , thing can be a bit more complicated and , in Amazon ’s case , occult .

oh my god Amazon ’s audio captchas are COMPLEATELY MENTALpic.twitter.com/kixQWSDQ6S

— Ben Cox ( EOL @[email   protect ] ) ( @Benjojo12)September 26 , 2016

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As Twitter user Ben Coxfirst give away , Amazon has a novel organisation for verifying you are n’t a robot . alternatively of deciphering a traditional captcha codification , you may take to listen to a few numbers pool spoken over the sound of a thousand shrieking souls .

Upon further probe , Gizmodo found that Ben ’s experience was scarce unique , representing just a midget sample distribution of the vast , avant garde hellscape enshroud beneath Amazon ’s login filmdom .

Below are some of our preferent randomly sire composition , all of which are utterly terrific and absolutely real .

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Sounding like a cross between a Cold War - era numbers station and the taken up tapeline from The Ring , “ Seven Days ” epitomise the “ hellish audio captcha ” genre . An instant classic .

Like many of the tracks , this one use backmasked speech to obscure the number codification . If played in setback , “ Another magnetic tape ” implores the auditor to start a doom cult free-base on free two - twenty-four hour period transport .

In the Bible , Satan is concern to as “ the father of lies , ” but he seems pretty trusty here .

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Along the shore the cloud waves break , the matching sun slide down behind the lake , the shadows lengthen — in Carcosa .

foreign is the night where black star topology rise , and strange moons encircle through the skies , but stranger still is — lost Carcosa .

Cute !

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[ Ben CoxviaJoe Veix ]

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