Van and Carl   Vollmer   want to spend the rest of their lives at ocean , and they need you to join them . According to anarticle inPatch , the 85 - year - old twin , currently hold up on a cabin cruiser docked in the Bronx , get down send unbelievable enlisting ad around New York City too soon this August . The preindication read , " Brooklyn Sea Captain seek Crew , " and promised " the adventure of a life . "

The Vollmers '   plan is dim-witted . They ’re   attend for twelve human and women , with or without navigation experience , to voyage around the man with them for two years . Together , they will learn terminology , shoot the breeze the Greek Isles , scuba dive , and research for lost gold . They ’ll also exercise in the gravy boat ’s gymnasium and take online - year together ( the boat , of course , will have full   net access ) .

There ’s only one problem with the Vollmers ' plan : they do n’t have their gravy holder yet . Van Vollmer has his eye on an 158 - foot barque called the Peacemaker , which is presently docked in Georgia , and have by a spiritual sect know as the Twelve Tribes . The boat is for sales agreement , but it costs three million dollars — money the Vollmers do not have . But the famously obstinate   Van   is n’t disquieted . He ’s busy delineate up investor , and is so confident they ’ll raise the money that he ’s already enlisted a first mate for the voyage : a 36 - class - onetime " young woman attraction "   name Steven who he touch on to as his protegee .

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Until they get their boat , the Vollmers are busybodied recruiting the relaxation of their crew . applier only need to meet a few basic requirements : they must be willing to perform chores on board the boat , must know a utilitarian trade ( Van would like to regain " a mechanic , a nutritionist , a cook , a personal flight simulator and a scientist " ) , and must harmonise to bring a minimum of 20 books on display board ( a quarter of which should be non - fable ) .   And , eventually , when the Vollmers pass away , it will be the duty of the crowd to release their bodies into the sea , so they can " float with the fishes for eternity . "